THE SCOOP- by Karissa

2 Much Information
by Karissa

First let me say that my teacher did NOT want me to post this. But I kinda bothered him about it and i"m glad to see that he put it up after all. (After a serious edit, no doubt!)

Now...What's the deal with KELLY CLARKSON?

She's cool. But she recently stated that she pees in the shower.

Whoa.

Uh...yeah. I'm sure that's what your fans are dying to hear about you. They probably want to know what kind of clippers you use to trim your toenails with. And how many times you spit when you brush your teeth. And which finger you use to 'pick a winner."

(Don't mess with me. I can do this all day.)

No offense Kelly, but girlfiend...some stuff is just 2 much information. Chill.

I'm OK with listening to your music without some gross picture of your personal hygiene routine in my head when I close my eyes.

I don't neeed to know how Angelina Jolie feeds her babies.

I don't need to see EVERY ONE of Lil' Wayne's tattoos.

THE SCOOP:
Celebrities should keep some personal things to themselves, if they can.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go watch somethin' on YouTube.

LAURYN'S TOP 10

Top 10
Clues To Know A REAL Party

10-If there's Balloons!

9-If there's great music!

8-If there's yummy snacks!

7-If your awesome friends are there!

6-If there's a dance floor!
(Any type of place where everyone dances)

5- If Michael Jackson is NOT there!

4-If there are colorful decorations!

3- If it looks cool!

2-If it is fun!

#1- If it is a party that you remember!
(actually, it can still be good even if you forget.)


LOL/LAURYN

THIS WEEK'S PHOTO- By Jasper 3/26/09

Uh...

I found this online somewhere.

Whatever.

Whoa.







Pacmanus Carnivorous

MUSIC SPECIAL- Delsa 3/26/09

HOT JAMS!








Ten songs to rock in your pod
By Delsa


DEAD AND GONE
T.I. feat. Justin Timberlake




TURNING ME ON
Keri Hilson feat. Lil Wayne


HATE THIS PART
Pussycat Dolls


POKER FACE and
JUST DANCE
Lady Gaga







HOT N' COLD
Katy Perry


REHAB
Rihanna feat. Justin Timberlake


CIRCUS
Britney Spears




DIVA
Beyonce








and...

LET IT ROCK
Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne


These songs have great lyrics, awesome beats and catchy hooks.
Take a listen and you'll see...
These songs ROCK!!

NEW STUDENT POST!-JORDAN 3/26/09

JORDAN'S Top 10

Most Adorable Animals!

10. Baby Cows




9. Baby Bunnies

8. Baby Pandas









7. Baby Polar Bears







6. Baby Chipmunks










5. Baby Raccoons






3. Puppies






2. Kittens







#1. Chinchillas

TEACHER'S POST- by James Avatar

President Obama's Plan:
The Philosophy Of Persistence



Inspiring words from the president should be taken to heart. His vow to commit to a steady forward movement, of progress, is an example of a positive approach to our current economic situation.

Did you see the press conference, last night?

The President's last comments, recounting this past St. Patrick's Days' historic meeting between opposing forces in Northern Ireland, perfectly framed current signs of change in our world, to how far we've come, in retrospect.

How refreshing an idea in the midst of the crumbling economy, the Bernie Madoff debacle and the threat of a Metrocard that'll cost you two dollars AND FIFTY CENTS!!!

The president's "persistance philosophy" is inspiring. Makes me think that I can actally hold steady the course ahead and make progress...in small steps.

Thank you, Mr. President.

Meet you at the light at the end of the tunnel.

J/A

Class Avatars

Name: Brandon

Code name: "MANGA MON"

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Title: Blog Writer, Host (news

segment)

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Title: Blog Writer

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Title: Blog writer, Host (Movie review)

Name :Lauryn

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Title:Blog Writer, Host (Entertainment seqment)

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Title: Copy Writer, Host (entertainment segment), Production assistant

Name: Karissa
Code name: Chat Girl
Title: Blog writer (Gossip & news), Research & development

Video Game Review: WATCHMEN

What's up, y'all!

This is E@ THE MOVIES (Changing into my super hero alias "E @ The Games") to review the new video game "WATCHMEN: THE END IS NIGH".

I completed the game as the characters RORSCHACH and NIGHT OWL. The game also features a CO-OP mode that you can play with another player.

This game is awesome beyond belief.

I missed out on seeing the movie (so far) and I am reading the graphic novel that the movie was made from. WATCHMEN is a story about a band of retired costumed crime-fighters who re-assemble to find a murderer and uncover a secret plot to kill all super heroes.

WATCHMEN: THE END IS NIGH is high up on the top of my list of video games, right up there with HALO 3, LEFT 4 DEAD, AND GEARS OF WAR 2.

Rating: 5 OUT OF 5 STARS.

The Pipes.




(Photo taken outside The Tompkins Square

Middle School, standing on Ave B, facing North.)

THE SCOOP-by Karissa (3/3/09)

Rihanna vs. Chris Brown

You wanna know what really happened between RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN?  

Well here's THE SCOOP!

It all happened after leaving music producer CLIVE DAVIS's pre-Grammy Award party on February 7th, 2009.

Rihanna just had to text someone and, apparently, Chris Brown wanted to know to whom.

After Rihanna refused to tell him, Chris got mad and allegedly started hurting her until she told him what

 he wanted to know, leaving her with a cut lip and a messed up face.

Police found out what happened when a person reported hearing a woman's screams.

Rihanna said that Chris choked her until she was unconscious and that was the way the police found her. Chr

is was not there when the police arrived.

It seemed that Chris had gotten his mind back, realized that he had done something horribly wrong and fled the scene.

Later that night, Chris turned himself in. He was released on $50,000 bail. He is due back in court in March.

Chris said in a statement that he is "sorry and saddened and will be seeking anger management".

Yeah. 

Uh...hey, Chris. "Sorry" is not enough to satisfy the radio stations and companies who ended their business dealings with you and yanked you off the air. 

THE SCOOP: If you feel the need to hurt someone, then maybe you need medication to calm you down.

Rihanna said that she broke up with him and thanked all her fans for their support.

Sounds like a good girl leaving a bad boyfriend, right?

WRONG!

The Superstar couple are reported back together again. Yup. That's right. She went back to the man who almost killed her.

Uh...OK.

Hey, Rihanna...watch out! Chris may strike again!

ANGER MANAGEMENT RESOURCES:

 The AJ Novick Group

American Psychological Association

The Mayo Clinic: FAQ page