NEW STUDENT POST!-Comedy by JESTER-4/29/09

I'M OUTTA HERE!
by Donald Trump's Hairpiece



I Quit. Or, in words you may better understand, YOU'RE FIRED!

After many years of your pointless banter I am leaving you. It's time to face the facts; you're LAME, you have no friends, you look like...what?...80 years old now, you've managed to lose in a fight with Rosie O'Donnell, and, to put it simply...YOU SUCK!

It's time to act your age, put on a diaper and shine that bald head of yours. To be honest, I think you're hurting my image so I'm going away to hang out with some dreads I met in Jamaica.

A word of advice: Make some new friends...if you can.

(And booze doesn't count.)

Sincerly,

Your hairpiece

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NEW STUDENT POST by Kentaro-(4/25/09) GAME PICK -"SPORE"

SPORE: a vurtual  game of life.

You start with being a cell, and eat your way through survival.

   

You can choose from carnivore to herbavore. Once you complete the cell stage you get a brain and move your way to the land were you get to create your own land creature. (you can do the same in cell without legs)  Once you get onto land you will have a lot more advanced controls like moving the camera better and in 3D motion.

 

You will have more control over the character and its actions on the land stage. As go on you'll gather more body parts and eventually collect them all. To move on in your life and get to the next stage, there are three ways to do it, 1:you can go on attacking inocent or evil creature and become a predetor. 2: you can keep impressing other creatures to your allies and move on as a comrad. 3: you can do both and become....... i forgot. (Sorry) But anyway, your third stage is the tribal stage.

 

 

In tribal stage you will have friends, a sworn enemy or your trusted allies that will bring you presents once in a while, destroy or rally

your people to move on.  Next stop : the civilization stage.

 

In this stage you will do the same as them all to advance in to the last stage. 

 

HEADS UP! 

for all those spore players out there is a new spore attachment comming out soon!

it is called spore galactic adventures. 

 

For more info go click on this link ------->  youtube.com/spore

Kentaro

E @ The Movies -TOP 5 Movies -4/13/09

TOP 5 MOVIES

Box office numbers
for the weekend of
April 10-12 2009


#1: Hanna Montanna-The Movie
$32,324,487

#2: The Fast & Furious
$27,237,905

#3:Monsters vs. Aliens
$21,812, 253

#4: Observe & Report
$11,017,334

#5: The Knowing
$6,443, 443


E/WATCH:
Movies to be on the lookout for-

Where The Wild Things Are •

X-MEN Origins: Wolverine

G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra

Terminator: Salvation

Star Trek

Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Year One

Cloudy With a chance of Meatballs

Public Enemys

Pixar's "UP" •

Astro Boy

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Where'd You Go? by Greasy Bag o' Chips

Hey. Remember me? It's your old friend Greasy bag o'Chips! Long time, no see. Where 'ya been? I haven't seen you in a while.

What 'ya been doin'? I hope you haven't gotten all HEALTHY on me. Recently, people have been eating all this stuff that's supposed to be good for 'em and I've been sittin' on the shelf doin' nothin'.

Nothin'. No munch, no crunch. Nothin'.

Uh..excuse me, but I'm your favorite snack, REMEMBER? What happened? Where'd 'ya go?

I kinda miss'ya. We were so close. We used to hang out all the time. Remember? Sure you do. Everytime you watched TV, there we were...ME with a crispy snack at your fingertips and YOU with a greasy ring around your lips. Ah, good times.

How's the family? I haven't seen them around much, either. I heard a rumor (from the pretzel brothers) that they are eating more nuts and fruits, lately. Nuts & fruits? You gotta be kiddin'. What are you...squirrels?

Come back to da chips, baby. You know you want da chips!

Remember the satisfaction of stuffing your face with a mouthful of crispy, crunchy, deep-fried potato heaven...oozing between your fingers with delicious "mystery" oil and bombarding your tastebuds with an explosion of salt?

Remember how you used to crunch and crunch and crunch and wipe a greasy handprint of trans-fatty fat on your shirt as oily crumbs fall from your shiny lips down into the cushions on the sofa?

Yeah. Those were the days.

Now, they got these new BAKED chips that are less greasy and better for you. Baked? C'mon! These are chips that we're talkin' about - not pies!

Remember, I'm on the shelf if you want me. And deep down inside-you know you want me.

And by the way....marshmallow breakfast cereal, rock candy, blue soda and bacon triple cheeseburger say hello.