The Scoop- Gossip by Chat Girl 5/1/09

Herro my people! Just want to say that I'm LOVIN' THE COMMENTS and don't you worry...I won't ever stop expressing my opinion in the way that I do. This week's topic...

ZAC EFRON DOES NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED UNTIL HE IS IN HIS FORTIES.

OMG. I am just speechless. All I have to say is...what a bummer for his girlfriend (and former HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL co-star) Vanessa Hudgens. Bet they won't last very long.

Also a bummer for his adoring fans.

Well Zac, waiting to marry late is your second fine choice. The first one was cheating on your ex-girlfriend (also former HSM co-star Ashley Tisdale) with Vanessa.

Soooo......Zac.

This is what you REALLY wanna do? When you age into your forties and you don't look as great as you do now , you think anyone is going to be interested in you?

Just curiuos, ya know?

Write back ASAP and help me understand. Unless you wanna wait until we're both too old to read or write.

P.S.:
Uh...Zac?
Yeah.
Um...I have nothing against you, personally.
I just want you to know that you're probably making the biggest mistake of your life.
K? Bye.

THE SCOOP- by Karissa

2 Much Information
by Karissa

First let me say that my teacher did NOT want me to post this. But I kinda bothered him about it and i"m glad to see that he put it up after all. (After a serious edit, no doubt!)

Now...What's the deal with KELLY CLARKSON?

She's cool. But she recently stated that she pees in the shower.

Whoa.

Uh...yeah. I'm sure that's what your fans are dying to hear about you. They probably want to know what kind of clippers you use to trim your toenails with. And how many times you spit when you brush your teeth. And which finger you use to 'pick a winner."

(Don't mess with me. I can do this all day.)

No offense Kelly, but girlfiend...some stuff is just 2 much information. Chill.

I'm OK with listening to your music without some gross picture of your personal hygiene routine in my head when I close my eyes.

I don't neeed to know how Angelina Jolie feeds her babies.

I don't need to see EVERY ONE of Lil' Wayne's tattoos.

THE SCOOP:
Celebrities should keep some personal things to themselves, if they can.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go watch somethin' on YouTube.