The full story of THE GADGET SHOW'S BATTLEFIELD 3 gaming simulator that RETURNS PAINTBALL FIRE (yikes!) in a totally immersive multimedia environment. This video contains the highlights.
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Friday, October 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
NEW STUDENT POST!-Comedy by JESTER-4/29/09
I'M OUTTA HERE!
by Donald Trump's Hairpiece
I Quit. Or, in words you may better understand, YOU'RE FIRED!
After many years of your pointless banter I am leaving you. It's time to face the facts; you're LAME, you have no friends, you look like...what?...80 years old now, you've managed to lose in a fight with Rosie O'Donnell, and, to put it simply...YOU SUCK!
It's time to act your age, put on a diaper and shine that bald head of yours. To be honest, I think you're hurting my image so I'm going away to hang out with some dreads I met in Jamaica.
A word of advice: Make some new friends...if you can.
(And booze doesn't count.)
Sincerly,
Your hairpiece
by Donald Trump's Hairpiece
I Quit. Or, in words you may better understand, YOU'RE FIRED!
After many years of your pointless banter I am leaving you. It's time to face the facts; you're LAME, you have no friends, you look like...what?...80 years old now, you've managed to lose in a fight with Rosie O'Donnell, and, to put it simply...YOU SUCK!
It's time to act your age, put on a diaper and shine that bald head of yours. To be honest, I think you're hurting my image so I'm going away to hang out with some dreads I met in Jamaica.
A word of advice: Make some new friends...if you can.
(And booze doesn't count.)
Sincerly,
Your hairpiece
Thursday, March 26, 2009
THE SCOOP- by Karissa
2 Much Information
by Karissa
First let me say that my teacher did NOT want me to post this. But I kinda bothered him about it and i"m glad to see that he put it up after all. (After a serious edit, no doubt!)
Now...What's the deal with KELLY CLARKSON?
She's cool. But she recently stated that she pees in the shower.
Whoa.
Uh...yeah. I'm sure that's what your fans are dying to hear about you. They probably want to know what kind of clippers you use to trim your toenails with. And how many times you spit when you brush your teeth. And which finger you use to 'pick a winner."
(Don't mess with me. I can do this all day.)
No offense Kelly, but girlfiend...some stuff is just 2 much information. Chill.
I'm OK with listening to your music without some gross picture of your personal hygiene routine in my head when I close my eyes.
I don't neeed to know how Angelina Jolie feeds her babies.
I don't need to see EVERY ONE of Lil' Wayne's tattoos.
THE SCOOP:
Celebrities should keep some personal things to themselves, if they can.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go watch somethin' on YouTube.
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